Saturday, December 25, 2010

Toronto Maple Leafs fans have aquired a sense of Humor

Allsports being a Toronto Maple Leafs fan has developed and sense of humor over the years and with that I get jokes at my expense I might add, sent to me. So here is the latest sent to me by my loving sister.













A guy goes into a bar and there is a robot bartender. The robot says, "What will you have?"

The guy says "Martini." The robot brings back the best martini ever and
says to the man,

"What's your IQ?" The guy says, "168." The robot then proceeds to talk
about physics, space exploration and medical technology.



The guy leaves, but he is curious, so he goes back into the bar. The  robot



bartender says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Martini". Again, the robot makes a great martini, gives it to the man and says, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "100." The robot then starts to talk about Nascar, Budweiser and John Deere tractors.



The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it



one more time. He goes back into the bar. The robot says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Martini", and the robot brings him another great martini. The robot then says, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "Uh, about 50."



The robot leans in real close and says, "So... you gonna cheer for the



Leafs again this year?"












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