Seniors Texting Code, Happy Holidays Everyone

I received this email from my cousin today and thought it worth sharing for a chuckle. Lord knows where it originated so I can't credit the author. Just something light for the holiday.

As more Seniors are #texting and #tweeting, there is a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code).



ATD: At The Doctor's

BFF: Best Friend Farted

BTW: Bring The Wheelchair

BYOT: Bring You Own Teeth

CBM: Covered By Medicare

CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center

DWI: Driving While Incontinent

FMI: Found My Insulin

FWBB: Friend With Beta Blockers

FWIW: Forgot Where I Was

GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!

GHA: Got Heartburn Again

HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement

IMHAO: Is My Hearing Aid On?

LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out

LOL: Living On Lipitor

LWO: Lawrence Welk's On

OMMR: On My Massage Recliner

OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.

ROFL...CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing...And Can't Get Up

SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop

TTYL: Talk To You Louder

WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?

WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again

WATP: Where Are The Prunes?

WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil

Best wishes to everyone for the holidays

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